Tonight in HD: March 2
Friends (TV2, 6.30, R)
It’s Christmas — Monica tries tipping with cookies, with mixed results, and Phoebe tries to track down her real father.
Two and a Half Men (TV2, 7.30)
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie’s house after Alan burns down their home.
The Politically Incorrect Guide To Teenagers (TV One, 8.00)
Nigel Latta identifies the weapons of mass disruption teenagers use to beat parents into submission: fear, distraction, confusion, deflection and the ultimate weapon in the teen arsenal, tactical hatred.
The Big Bang Theory (TV2, 8.30)
An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz’s comes to light while Sheldon and Raj have a small war at work.
Hawaii Five-O (TV3, 8.30, 5.1)
A convict escapes from prison and targets a young couple who won $1 million and an all-expenses paid trip to Hawaii. What the critics say: TV Overmind.
Cougar Town (TV2, 9.00)
Bobby is obsessed with seeing a street performer swallow a sword; Andy gets Travis to doubt Kylie’s devotion; Grayson decides it’s time to tell Jules the truth about Laurie and himself.
Sons of Anarchy (TV3, 9.30, 5.1)
The Mentalist (TV2, 10.30, R)
The CBI team investigates a prominent Senator’s murdered intern while Jane tries to find out what new information agent Bosco has uncovered on the ‘Red John’ case.
Bones (TV3, 11.10, 5.1, R)
Brennan and Booth go undercover to join the circus as a knife-throwing act to determine who might be responsible for the deaths of conjoined twins.